YES, I’M STILL HERE, PAUL. RIGHT WHERE I WAS WHEN YOU WENT TO WORK. AND STOP SIGHING, IT’S NOT LIKE I’VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AT LEAST TWICE.
WHAT AM I DOING? I’M REFRESHING TUMBLR! WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? IF I DON’T DO IT EVERY NINETY SECONDS I MIGHT MISS SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT LIKE SHERLOCK GIFS OR PICTURES OF A FOREST WITH CLICHÉD BREAKUP TEXT ON TOP!
IT’S LIKE PUNCHING IN THE NUMBERS ON LOST ONLY INSTEAD OF SAVING THE ISLAND IT SAVES ME FROM DATING.
Excuse me it may be saving you from dating, but...have a perfectly good social life. …it’s...
Just for you , Maddie
Painfully accurate.